I’ve been invited by the Lord Mayor, Alderman Alan Yarrow and the Lady Mayoress to be Jailed & Bailed at The Tower on 19 June.
The day starts at 10.30am with coffee in the Mansion House but I’ll hardly have time to drink it before The City of London Police will arrest me – goodness knows what the charges will be (but you know, I don’t always behave myself!) – and I’ll be transported to The Tower where I’ll remain until I reach my Bail sum of £1000.
What’s more, I’m on water rations (courtesy of Pol Roger) which I suspect may be sparkling.
I’m lunching with the Judges at the Old Bailey on 31 March. Perhaps they’ll be able to give me some advice as to how I can get off the charge, but I’m not hopeful as I think they’re probably in cahoots with the Police, so I’m relying on YOU to help me get out.
Your donation will help secure my release and support the British Red Cross in all its good work.
Bail is set at £1000
but I know with your help
I’ll raise MUCH MORE!!!!