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\"Convict\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ve been invited by the Lord Mayor, Alderman Alan Yarrow and the Lady Mayoress to be Jailed & Bailed at The Tower on 19 June.<\/p>\n

Get me out NOW<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The day starts at 10.30am with coffee in the Mansion House but I’ll hardly have time to drink it before The City of London Police will arrest me – goodness knows what the charges will be (but you know, I don’t always behave myself!) – and I’ll be transported to The Tower where I’ll remain until I reach my Bail<\/a> sum of \u00a31000.<\/p>\n

What’s more, I’m on water rations (courtesy of Pol Roger) which I suspect may be sparkling.<\/p>\n

Get me out NOW<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

I’m lunching with the Judges at the Old Bailey on 31 March. Perhaps they’ll be able to give me some advice as to how I can get off the charge, but I’m not hopeful as I think they’re probably in cahoots with the Police, so I’m relying on YOU to help me get out.<\/p>\n

\"OLYMPUS<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I’ve Women in the City<\/a> to run and, more importantly, a cat (who thinks he IS the Lord Mayor and has a bit of a wine habit) to feed and lots of exciting Livery events<\/a> to attend in the coming months.<\/p>\n

Your donation<\/a> will help secure my release and support the British Red Cross in all its good work.<\/p>\n

REMEMBER<\/h3>\n

Bail is set at \u00a31000<\/strong>
\n but I know with your help<\/strong>
\n I’ll raise MUCH MORE!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Make<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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